I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Some people don't get it, some do, some just don't try.

I've realised I kind of tend to do and/or say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Foot in mouth syndrome I suppose you would call it..

How does a normal person tell someone they like them? Flirt? Just tell them? Me... Nah.

How's that for a modern, confident 'metrosexual' man? Pretty damn bad I guess.

She's pretty damn beautiful too.

I think it worked though....